I gave her just one rule for her upcoming bash:
Do what you want but don't invite that dirty mustache
But I already know that this party will be - crashed
He shows up every time, and I take her away
Maybe he'll get the goddamn hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time I don't think he knows where he is
Says turtles are demons, smashes his head on bricks
Stomps on what he calls goombas- piles of dog shit
He- hasn't- got a fuckin clue
Says he's a plumber but is never seen round town
All his money is coins that he found on the ground
He spends it all on shrooms, to feel like a big man
So I keep her as far away as I can
I keep her far away!
He always wears those dirty overalls
His odor brings to mind sasquatch balls
I've never seen him without that gaudy hat
And how the hell does a druggie stay so fat?
I hate that Mario
Wish he'd go away, but no
He shows up every time, and I take her away
Maybe he'll get the goddamn hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time I don't think he knows where he is
He sees me as a monster- a big bad guy to slaughter
I don't care what he says- I must protect my daughter
I'll fight until the end of time has passed
To keep her away from that damn mustache
supported by 6 fans who also own “Ballad O' Bowser feat. Mitchell Ryan (Super Mario Bros-Bowser)”
Unicorn Hole reveals his new, super quality style combined with his over-the-top writing all together in this pure piece of art. Every song burns full of pure love and passion for video games. The lyrics range from hilarious ape shit to waterfall crying sad. The melodies are so super catchy and those breakdowns and brutal metal parts are pumping you up as hell. This isn't just for nerds or nintendocore lovers, this is for everyone who is into pure crystal meth music shit! Thank you for this! M0SHB1T
supported by 6 fans who also own “Ballad O' Bowser feat. Mitchell Ryan (Super Mario Bros-Bowser)”
Nice remakes of the old UHole songs. Old midi stuff was great, but this is a new level!
(also I hope we will hear some new midi from UHole once again. maybe as a reference or something...) sht
Fusing ’90s metalcore, ’00s vaporwave, and ’20s cybergrind, the Texans' debut showcases an unprecedented unholy trinity. Bandcamp New & Notable May 17, 2023
supported by 6 fans who also own “Ballad O' Bowser feat. Mitchell Ryan (Super Mario Bros-Bowser)”
Anything Uhole is a nintendocore staple. He's the most consistent in the game. On that geindset. Always putting out good work. This is no exception. Layne Wixom