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She Wants The D​-​Pad - Ballad O' Bowser feat. Mitchell Ryan (Super Mario Bros​-​Bowser)

from Misunderstood Villains by Nintendocore Lives

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I gave her just one rule for her upcoming bash:
Do what you want but don't invite that dirty mustache
But I already know that this party will be - crashed

He shows up every time, and I take her away
Maybe he'll get the goddamn hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time I don't think he knows where he is

Says turtles are demons, smashes his head on bricks
Stomps on what he calls goombas- piles of dog shit
He- hasn't- got a fuckin clue

Says he's a plumber but is never seen round town
All his money is coins that he found on the ground
He spends it all on shrooms, to feel like a big man
So I keep her as far away as I can
I keep her far away!

He always wears those dirty overalls
His odor brings to mind sasquatch balls
I've never seen him without that gaudy hat
And how the hell does a druggie stay so fat?

I hate that Mario
Wish he'd go away, but no

He shows up every time, and I take her away
Maybe he'll get the goddamn hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time I don't think he knows where he is

He sees me as a monster- a big bad guy to slaughter
I don't care what he says- I must protect my daughter

I'll fight until the end of time has passed
To keep her away from that damn mustache

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from Misunderstood Villains, released November 27, 2015

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