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Link! It's time for your awakening
Can't you hear the goddess sing?
Link! It's time for your awakening
The sword of legend is ready to swing
Link! It's time for your awakening
Display your skills and defeat everything!
Courage- it is the core of who you are
Do not be daunted by this clashing of stars
Instead kick ass with your rad repertoire!
Smash these dudes like they were pots full of rupees
With your Dark Link get-up you'll make them make a poopies
Hookshot em if they try to run
Headshot em with an arrow for fun
Or suck em back with your boomerang
Pitch a bomb to their face for an ugly bang
"Think you can stop the hero of time?
You're a chubby plumber, and I'm in my prime!
Your dino is nothing- I've slain King Dodongo!
This stubborn ape is strong, but he’s way too slow
The very idea is far beyond wild
That I would lose to a rat, some balloons, or a child!
I thought this battle would be grand
But it's not half as scary as Deadhand
I thought this battle would be grand
Seems there's no challenge for me in this land
Seems there’s no challenge for me here
Now I stand with eleven fallen fighters at my feet
An evil hand laughs and rises before me
The one who dragged me into this strange land
The one who calls himself Master Hand
We've been fighting under this monster's reign
But I have courage and The Blade of Evil's Bane!
A mere wallmaster this creature is not
But I will fight with all I've got!
I’ll fight with all I’ve got!
I push everything else out of my mind
And ready my last assault- it’s all on the line!”
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New rumors have been spreading,
Manifesting such brash disputes.
The bond that we’ve shared has slipped away
You’ve always held a perfect harmony but
Your notes have changed.
Struggled to find a cause for it all but
You’re not the same.
The thought of hurting you makes me want to die.
I couldn’t lay a finger on you with this love still burning inside.
I don’t want to do this, don’t forget I cared.
Searching for resolution, but there was nothing there.
This is far from super happy.
There was nothing there.
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You wanted a fight? So here we are.
I blast you away to Corneria.
I don't need no Krystal ball
To tell you who's about to score
I'll shoot and watch you fall
Aviate forevermore
Blast, blast, blast
That boisterous crowd!
Shoot, shoot, shoot
The chanting's so loud!
Fire, fire, fire!
Get lost in the clouds!
Sniping lasers like rocks,
Now better obey the Great Fox.
You're making me sicker and sicker,
I'll devastate you, like Pigma.
The sound of my Arwing,
So dulcet, so jarring.
Even if you're breaking the blaster,
There's no escaping the Landmaster.
Victories are preceded by a narrow road,
But I conquered it with a Barrel Roll.
I respect the fact you've stepped in here,
But you're too slow to win, just like Peppy Hare.
Here I come, come on!
Your feeble pace has left me laughing
Flying in light speed, outpacing a Falco(n).
Time to end this show! I'm about to explode!
Slippy Toad, start the finishing mode!
My enemies gone, quick like a flash
The master has landed, here's the ultra smash!
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Uh oh, someone call the doctor
Cause soon you’ll be seeing red
If you don’t get a one-up then
It’s gonna be game over instead
I can be a hero to you [How]
I can be a nightmare too [These flames]
This is my world, you know my name [Will lick]
I am the king of all the games [Your flesh]
This is my party now
You’re welcome to play but you’re gonna be drowned
I’ll F.L.U.D.D. this scene, it’s your blood on the screen
It’s my name on the trophy
I’ll have you begging for mercy
NOW BEG ME
Red or blue or green
Every shell you find
These are the remains;
The carcasses I left behind
Were you even aware
That I was capable of such devastation
You see my image every day
You know I rule this nation
Mushroom!
Your doom!
Mustache!
Get smashed!
Super Mario!
Super Mario!.. Brothers?
The only commonality we share is our mother!
All you do is slow my progress
Your coordination’s lousy
You’re inbred with weakness
All I’m gonna do
Is 1-UP you
All I’m gonna do
Is 1-UP you
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I choose you
Because you are my friend
And after everything we've been through
That's what friends do
Please don't fear us
No matter how small, or how rodent-like
You're always willing to put up a fight
You even do some things other mice can't do
It's unspeakable, all of the dangers you've fought through
Blasting lightning bolts of various intensity
Faster then plenty, and always ready
Sharpened senses, never caught off guard
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He'll fuck you up with a coconut gun
Taking your bananas, just for fun
Cruising the streets looking for kicks
Bitches go ape for his massive dick
Expand your mind
Expand your dong
The ONE TRUE KING
Is DONKEY KONG
What’s up bitches?
Pour one for the Fam
Two for da stacks
Three for the bitches
Bumping this track
Five for the Kongs
And six for K Rool
Put six in his chest
Now who's the King, fool?
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Laugh at me- "gay Kirby" all you like
But in my nubby little arms I hold your life
You think it's a joke- you think I'm here as a gag
Until your laughter is muffled by your body bag
I rest a wink, you rest in peace
Vision goes pink, and you're deceased
That's a lovely recovery that you've got there
It would be a shame if something happened in the air
Left you hopeless and tumbling to your demise
It would be wise to realize that I own these skies
Music to my ears are your screams
This is not the face of mercy
Bore me to sleep, yet I'm the one with sing
Can't you do anything to stop The Jiggly Queen?
I'll pound pound pound you into the ground
Pants bound bound bound to end up browned
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So this is where it begins
My independence
A legend that I will leave
For my descendants
I’m stepping out on my own
My own blood I will dethrone
For me there’s no going home
Til I’m victorious
Rank me as low as you want
Stand next to me when I taunt
I’ll kick you until you’re stunned
That’s an extra 1%, son
I’m not a clone
I can dominate this world on my own
And if you get in my way
I’ll Super Jump Punch your face
You can see the proof for yourself
I can win doing nothing at all
You can give me all that you got
You’re still the one to fall
Master Hand may frighten
Lord Bowser terrify you
Just wait ’til we’re done fightin'
You’ll sob King Boo-hoo-hoo-hoos
When you fools ghost ride in your carts
My death stare will stop all your hearts
Mario parties, but I got my own mansion
It’s more than just a game
This is bigger than me and you
We’ve got the world to save
Power up! (mushroom)
Sudden death! (your doom)
Lookin’ good! (mustache)
Everyone! Get smashed!
(I’ve) Spent my life in his shadow
(Even my last name is Mario...)
But I think it’s time you realized
Scary things lurk in the dark
Prepare to meet your demise
I want him to hear my voice
When he feels superior
Say “You have a birthday
I get a whole year”
I’m lean and mean with my cleaning machine
Look out America it’s time to legalize the green
I’ll make my own claim to fame
You will remember my name
We are
Brothers
But the only commonality we share is our mother
You’ll always be the short, fat one
While I’m tall, dark, and handsome
All I ever wanted to do is 1-UP you
All I ever wanted to do is 1-UP you
(Lyrics by Muffin)
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So you beat the game real fast?
Well here I come to beat your ass!
Come on, show me ya moves!
And I'll show you what I can do!
Me and Blue Falcon flyin mach-a-million
Falcon Kickin it into high gear
Droppin enemy stocks by the billions
All they see is dust and my falcon rear
"If you can't handle the speed,
then get off my track!"
I ask "who dares to challenge me?"
And find myself in a Mute City
One man steps up, that man is you
Then ya find yourself beaten black and Big Blue!
Oh, you think you get a pass?
Well here I come to beat your ass!
Come on, show me ya moves!
And ya better hope they've improved!
Can't you keep up!?
I'm in first place, my moves are slick
From Raptor Charge to Falcon Kick
Your weak ass is gonna get launched
When you get FALCON PAWNCHED!
I am the hero of F-Zero
You're dead last, you're nothing to me, GO!
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I can feel it breathing
I crushed its cold, sinister touch
Lost in my dreams
It still haunts me
My hopes my fears
But the air has cleared
Searching deep inside for help, but
I am standing outside of myself
Locked away in a despondent hell
I mark the end
So frail
So weak
You'll wish for death
Release the pain I hid within
Lost in my dreams
It still haunts me
My hopes my fears
But the air has cleared
The instant you digress your power
I lose myself
You beg to me
Insignificant pleas
You're dying
Over and over again
(strike one, strike two
Third stock, bow down)
You're dying
Bow down
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As your quest begins to diminish
You'll find yourself racing to the finish
As you make your way out, you'll encounter the scouts
Head to the battlefield, see what we're all about
We wish only to fight
It is all that we know
Whether we show our might
Or fall like dominoes
It feels nothing short of great
When we smash into your face
And we enjoy just as much
When our blocky ribs get crushed
We are the same as you, but with nothing to lose
We don't have to wonder, we do not need to choose
We have no backstories- no futures to compose
Our joys are here, and we endure no woes
We wish only to fight
To attempt to KO
But if it's dust we bite
We'll return with gusto
And when we clones come face to face with our source
We attack our long-lost fathers at full force
Though we pretend the intruder's odds are grim
We fill with pride when we're defeated by them
(Lyrics by Unicorn Hole)
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I am the architect, this world is my design
I am the force that made the stars align
Warriors each, with powers of your own
Your strenghth and reputations have grown
Now ripped away from your kingdoms abroad
This is my world, I am your god
Bow to me, I want you under my thumb
You don't stand a chance in hell!
Fight for me, only death will set you free
Battle one another- lay waste to these lands
Destroy one another- until only one stands
Set out with your foolish determination
Push on to your final destination
Now stand in my shadow, frozen in dread
You are nothing to me, you are as good as dead
Fight! Fight! As hard as you can
My word is your command
Smite! Smite! Strike your foes down
I demand a worthy showdown
The dust has settled, now you stand all alone
Come forth and try your luck at seizing my throne
I am the upper hand
Despite my might you are breaking through
It seems I might have underestimated you
This battle may belong to you
But you haven't seen half of what I can do
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